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प्यार का PC

2011-11-14T05:48:00.001-08:00

अभी अभी तो प्यार का PC किया है चालु,
अपने दिल के Hard Disk पे और कितनी Files डालु,

अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Errorतो हटाओ,
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ,

वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है,
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwaresतो बाज़ार में बिकते है,

रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आतेहो,
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो,

तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है,
पर बीच में आप के पिताश्री का Virus आ जाता है,

और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार,
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार,

आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंगहो गये,
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये,

आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है,
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं,

आपका हँसना आपका चलना आप की वोस्टाईल,
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर लीहै File,

जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा,
तु ना मिली तो तुझे Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा,

लड़कीयां सुन्दर हैं और लोनलीहैं,
प्रोब्लम है कि बस वो Read Only
हैं.....

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है

2011-11-14T05:45:00.001-08:00

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है ,
ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाईहै .

हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है ,

चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते ,
fir वही रुसवायी है .

घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है ,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज mil जाता है .

दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल ,
Girl Friend से पल - पल की खबर पायी है,

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है …..
कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे ,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है .

धुप हमसे सहन नही होती ,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है .

मेहनत के काम हम करते नही ,
इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है .

McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल- रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है .

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

Work Relation हमने बडाये ,
पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है.

Professional ने की है तरक्की ,
Social ने मुंह की खायी है.

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ल.....

Types of love

2011-11-09T17:59:00.001-08:00

Based on different types of love present in the society, love has been given numerous names. An attempt to put down different types of love in psychology has been made in this article.
Eros, Storge, Pragma, Agape,Ludus and Mania are the six different types of love that are known by the intensity and intent of how we love someone.
1. Eros- The Passionate Love
Perhaps, this is the most evident form of love, that we all have experienced in our lives, at some point or the other. Eros, as the name suggests is a type of love, in which the desire, physical attraction, physical appearance and romance is given the top priority. Since eros is mostly an erotic feeling, there are higher levels of passion and physical intimacy.
Physical attraction can be atpeak but in the long run, it fades owing to over importance of physical aspects of the relationship.
2. Storge- An Emotional Bonding
Storge love is the familial love, we experience in our society. The love of our parents and siblings is what constitutes storge love. It is beautiful to experience family bonding and lucky arethe people who have families. A baby and a mother share an amazing love, that can be read in the their eyes. A deep and abiding affection is something that comes from deep family relationships. When extended to love between couples, storge love focuses on building compassionate, caring and emotional bonding with the couple.
3. Pragma- The Need Based Love
Amongst, different types of love, pragma love focuses more on needs and wants, educational qualifications, professions, income, social status, common hobbies, parental possessions, material belongings of the respective partners. The main focus in this type of love is on needs. If everything adjusts to the partners needs, he or she seems to be satisfied, with the partner.
4. Agape- The Divine Love
This is perhaps the most divine and highest level of love; understanding which requires a compassionate heart. Agape is one of the different types of love in Greek, is considered to be the purest form of love. It promotes brotherly feeling and love for each other. In fact, it is exactly what all religions have been trying to teach us.
5. Ludus- The Euphoric Love
Lover’s who have the tendency of being in romantic relationships for sometime and give it up, after initial euphoria of thrilland enjoyment is over, are said to be in Ludus form of love. A ludus lover does not work for long term commitments but short term goals and objectives.
6. Mania- Obsessive Love
It is the worst forms of love and as the name suggests, itis full of insecurity, mania, jealousy and other extreme reactions like obsession, compulsion and excessive demands.

Skin care

2011-11-09T17:58:00.001-08:00

How you choose to treat wrinkles and other signs of aging depends on what stage of your life you're at.When wrinkles are just beginning to appear, sunblock is the best course of action. At that stage, skin can still repair itself, and wearing sunscreen regularly will prevent further damage and help the skin regenerate itself. An alpha-hydroxy acid product is also a good idea, because it will lightly exfoliate the dulling layer of dead skin and give it a smoother, clearer look.

Marriage quotes

2011-11-09T17:54:00.001-08:00

For everyone Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

Make Anyone Fall In Love With You

2011-11-09T17:49:00.001-08:00

How To Make Anyone Fall In Love With You
It is often said that love is not something which can beplanned it just seems to happen by itself. You see this might be said but the fact of the matter is that why doest it happen to normal average people out there? We often tend to get attracted towards people who have some skills may it be looks, personality or just strong social dynamics. You see therefore there are some skills using which you can make people fall in love with you. Read on to discover what these skills are and how you can make people fall in love with you too instantly.
Be happy with yourself and they will be happy with you- Would you ever be attractedto a person who acts miserable all the time? Would you ever be infatuated by such a person? Well the answer is plain no. We tend to be attracted towards those who are happy and comfortable being themselves as these people make us feel good about ourselves instead of the onewho stay miserable all their life.
Develop strong social skills- This is one art you must master. Strong social skills will make you the ultimate people magnet faster then you think possible. You see we are always attracted to the one’s who are great with words and who can carry on a conversation for hours and hours long.
Treat them well- Every person has a strong hunger and desire to gain respect from people. Be the one who respects even strangers without any reason and try not to judge rather to understand a person’s condition on the very first instance.
What you don’t know yet- Ever tried to wonder what’s in a woman’s mind? What is she thinking about? Do you know that women do not always mean what they say? They might say something and mean the exact opposite. But what do women actually want? Do you know there are some secrets women don’t want men to know but men absolutely must know these secrets in order to succeed with women? Read on to discover some of the most “Shocking Secrets” women don’t want men to know-
“8 Most Shocking Secrets Women Don’t Want Men to Know….”
Ever tried to wonder what’s in a woman’s mind? What is she thinking about? Do you know that women do not always mean what they say.They might say something and mean the exact opposite. But what do women actually want? Readon to discover some of the most shocking secrets women don’t want men to know.
Blonds aren’t always dumb- If you thought all of them were dumb than you are strongly mistaken. Hair colour does not affect a person’s IQ. They only act dumb to seem cute or get you to spend money on them and if you do that thanyou are dumb not them.
Women get jealous as hell- They might deny it but the fact is they get extremely jealous even if their man talks to a random female or maybe a friend. She might pretend to act all nice but inside her jealousy volcano is about to erupt.
I am the sexiest of them all- Every woman has this mind frame no matter how much they try to deny it. Almost every
woman wants to feel like the one and only beauty queen in the world as if nothing compares and demand royal treatment from all men.
Am I fat- I know you’ve heard this one time and again but let’s all admit to it officially! No matter how skinny she is she would never consider herself thin. Almost every woman occasionally asks this annoying question- “Am I looking fat in this honey?”
They always lie about shopping- They might be outgrocery shopping but always end up getting something for themselves which they thought was cute. They either try to hide it or lie about its price saying it was on sale.
Don’t share secrets with them- If you have than you are already on prime time radio. Almost every woman shares each and every secret with her friends. Theytend to share their secrets over a cup of coffee and have a good laugh over it. And yeh when I say secrets it means your private secrets as well ( he he) if you know what I mean.
What shoes are you wearing- If you thought it was a myth than think again. Women do judge a man by his shoes. So better make it a point to wear niceclean shoes the next time you walk out.
They know when you are cheating- Women have inbuilt instincts and emotion system which beeps and alerts when their man is cheating. No matter how big of a player you are you would always be caughtno matter what.

Chemical properties of human elements

2011-11-09T17:21:00.001-08:00

Chemical properties of human elements
1. Element name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violentwhen left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightlygreen when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
2. Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50).
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to age and rust,older samples are unable to conduct electricity as well asyounger samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (child) for prolonged periods of time. Can be neutralised by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell….

10 Romantic Tips

2011-11-09T17:11:00.001-08:00

If moving in together is in your future, look for items to furnish your new place.
Talk about how your day went or about how you feel about each other.
Share your "when we see each other" fantasies.
Create virtual treats for each other.
Try voice chatting.
Create an intimate setting at your place, and have your partner do the same and talk to each other on the phone or computer.
Play online games.
Send loving messages or cards to each other.